Will having a wedding ring tattoo on my ring finger cramp my singles ministry?

Posted by admin on October 30th, 2009 and filed under ministry band | 16 Comments »

will be celebrating 13 years of legal obligation to my wife next month. She has been hinting that she wants to get matching wedding band tattoos on our fingers.

First off, I’m not thrilled with the tattoo idea, due to the tattoo = STD connection.

Moreover though, I have a feeling that when I travel overseas on ministry opportunities it will affect my "singles ministry", if you know what I am try to say.

Would other girls, such as Buddhist Asian girls know right away what a tattoo on my wedding finger would mean?

God Bless

Dear God,

Strike him down now.

Thanks,
Cutie Pie

16 Responses

  1. ஐ♥BTriXஐ Says:

    Pig

    Even worse – religious pig!
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  2. Ask Aunt Amy Says:

    So you don’t want to get a wedding ring tattoo so it’s easier for you to cheat? And you think that tattoos mean STDs?

    I think a tattoo might make some women think twice, but I think you need to think twice before you continue staying married to your wife. You clearly don’t love her.
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  3. jennfarmer100904 Says:

    Most legit tattoo places will not tattoo the hands or feet, because of the nature of the skin there. The tattoo will fade and look horrible very quickly.
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  4. DJL2 Says:

    Well, that depends on how you play it. After all, given your obvious class, you might hint that the obligation signified by such a tattoo is not currently binding in whatever manner you choose if they do pick up on it.
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  5. mira Says:

    13 years and ur trynna cheat on ur wife conciously jeezz shame on u in that case no u shouldnt get matching tatoos and u should get a divorce obviously ur not husband material and i feel bad for whoever is stuck with ur bastard ass
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  6. Caroline Says:

    First of all- you don’t get STDs from a tattoo- but you will get one from all the sleeping around that you seem to be doing. Hope your wife comes to her senses and divorces your sorry a.s.s.
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  7. Lala Says:

    my husband was going to get this done but tattoo artist recommended not cause it fades quickly on the hand and fingers and you either have to touch up often or have a faded tattoo. As for your problem, that’s your problem and maybe you need to talk to God about it.
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  8. K F Says:

    If your married you should have a "Singles Ministry" anyways, sounds like your afraid your Cheating life will be over.which it should, perhaps your wife knows what your up too and figures by doing tats it will warn the ladies your married, you can’t remove that ring so easily.Keep it in your pants dude
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  9. kitkat Says:

    Do your wife a favor and leave her. God Bless…………
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  10. Cutie Pie Says:

    Dear God,

    Strike him down now.

    Thanks,
    Cutie Pie
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    what a idiot

  11. damduckie Says:

    First off i think a wedding tattoo is a good idea, my husband and i got matching wedding bands on our fingers but you know some people are against them…
    Why the hell are you married to this girl if your going to cheat on her when you travel? Don’t you love her? Does she know you cheat on her? If you two are swingers then discard what i’m saying but if it’s not i hope to hell she cheats on you and leaves you for another man thouh i wouldn’t doubt it that she might possibly cheat on you while your gone as well…soooo good luck with it all i wish her the best
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  12. fancyiam2000 Says:

    If you are a minister, you should know that according to the bible, we aren’t suppose to put tattoos on our body.Run references.
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  13. Kate Says:

    hypocrite

    STD from tattoo but no STD from sex with whores
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  14. caraanne2005 Says:

    "God Bless"? You’re a pig.
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  15. tprx899 Says:

    Wow, wow, I am speachless, there is so much wrong with the way you think!

    God Bless!
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  16. Pencil Says:

    I am without words
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