Ministry – Jesus Built My Hotrod

Posted by admin on October 14th, 2009 and filed under ministry | 25 Comments »

From the 1992 album “Psalm 69: The Way To Succeed And The Way To Suck Eggs”

Lyrics:

Soon I discovered that this rock thing was true
Jerry Lee Lewis was the devil
Jesus was an architect previous to his career as a prophet
All of a sudden, I found myself in love with the world
So there was only one thing that I could do
Was ding a ding dang my dang a long ling long

Ding dang a dong bong bing bong
Ticky ticky thought of a gun
Everytime I try to do it all now baby
Am I on the run
Why why why why why baby
If its so evil then?
Give me my time, with all my power
Give it to me all again (wow)
Ding a ding a dang a dong dong ding dong
Every where I go

Everytime you tell me baby
When I settle down
Got to get me a trailer park
And hold my world around
Why why why why?

Ding ding donga dong dong ding dong
Dingy dingy son of a gun
Half my time I tell you baby
Never am I all for sure
Why why why why why baby
Sicky sicky from within
Everytime I stick my finger on in ya
Youre a wild wild little town bitch
Now how bout ding a dang dong dong dong ling long
Dingy a dingy dong a down

Everytime you tell me baby
When I settle down
Got to get me a trailer park
And hold my world around
Why why why why?

In my dang a ding a ding a ding dong
A sticky sticky son of a gun
Ding a danga danga dong dong ding dong
Why why never know
Why why wack a dong a dang ding dong
Then you take it on the bill
Ding dang dong dont dong
Whoa!

I wanna love ya!

Why why why, why why darling
Do you do you tell me to play?
Half the time I talk about it all now baby
You know what Im talkin about I said
Why why why itll
Ticky ticky ticky ticky
Son of a gun
Ding ding dong a bong bong bing bong
Ticky ticky thought of a gun

Bing bing bang a bang a bang bing bong bing a bing bang a bong
Binga bing a bang a bong bong bing bong bing banga bong

Bing bing bang a bong bong bing bing binga binga banga bong
Bing bing bang a bang bang bing bong

Aarrrhhhh…

Ding dang a dang bong bing bong
Ticky ticky thought of a gun
Everytime I try to do it all now baby
Am I on the run
Why why why
Itll ticky ticky ticky ticky ticky ticky
Dawn of a gun
Bing bing bang a bong a bong bing bang a
Ticky ticky thought of a gun
Bing bip bip a bop bop boom bam
Ticky ticky through the day

If you got a doubt bout baby
The memory is on the bed
Why why why why why
Darlin uh it dont know
When my time is on
Might tell me never do it on his own
If my time was all as is yours
Make me burn a wish
When my time with you is brutish
No Ill never not ever

Why why why why why why baby heavy hell
Alone and its here its this thunder
The thunder oh thunder
Oh!

Jesus built my car
Its a love affair
Mainly jesus and my hot rod

Yeah, it!

Duration : 0:0:0


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25 Responses

  1. AlaskaLass Says:

    Jesus can drive my …
    Jesus can drive my car!!

  2. 7meouphe Says:

    Mike Scaccia was …
    Mike Scaccia was our Gibson Rep…..funny story….I was listening to “So What” on my way to work and as Im walking by the Sales Office, my boss says, “Hey Nick!! Got someone you might wanna meet……” AWESOME!!!!!! He even asks if I’ll keep my eyes on his new “Prophecy” while he goes to lunch……..

  3. heroin93matt Says:

    i met al at a …
    i met al at a target in el paso and hes coll as fuck, but hes a weird guy.

  4. parkerdonald Says:

    i used to have this …
    i used to have this cd back in the day got ripped off! brings back memories! reckless abandon!

  5. jedipapaw Says:

    Fuck tha video, …
    tha video, This is sooooooo properly done!

  6. fernirosso Says:

    unbelievable. …
    unbelievable. super.f

  7. SOMOGYI8230 Says:

    So the original …
    So the original video has been deleted? We should castrate the ones responsible, hang them on the highest tree, then rip off their middle fingers, and change their speeds and styles, for God’s sake!

  8. kaszpiboy Says:

    Yeah, it’s a really …
    Yeah, it’s a really great video, I’ve been searching for it – the one who deleted it.

  9. Littlebittybaby1995 Says:

    Isn’t that the …
    Isn’t that the Whiteline remix?

  10. carloscavalcanti Says:

    yeah I miss …
    yeah I miss that video!!! Was super!

  11. hobbit151 Says:

    this band is way …
    this band is way hardcore man!!

  12. JeremyPCresswell Says:

    There is a video …
    There is a video for the song, and it’s grand, Youtube has pulled every copy for copyright reasons.

  13. mzrayna Says:

    i think there is a …
    i think there is a video for this song

  14. microprophet Says:

    they never made a …
    they never made a video for it. giddy hanes for the butthole surfers wrote and sang it.

  15. denhelderman Says:

    does anybody have …
    does anybody have the long version of this song (i belive its on the single) ive been looking for the long version for ages now, they always play it the bar where i hang out.

  16. Luckie777s Says:

    Love this song. …
    Love this song. The sampling is just plain poetry.

  17. killbrad Says:

    this was on one of …
    this was on one of the espn X-Games soundtracks.. overall a pretty awesome disk..

  18. gnowave Says:

    cool!! gibby haines …
    cool!! gibby haines is for sure the only vocalist who coulda pulled this one off! most metal guys no matter how good technically just dont get rockabilly, gibby lives and breathes it (much like dead kenedys i suppose), and his heros 13th floor elevators.. cool!!! dont go straight gibby!

  19. MauriMangosta Says:

    I need the video of …
    I need the video of this song ¡¡ I can´t find in youtube..

  20. IcarusComplex Says:

    That’s because …
    That’s because Gibby did the vocals for this song too. However, if you think the music sounds similar, yeah, not really close. Ministry is more industrial and more metal for the Surfers.

  21. wordupassholes Says:

    Who cares
    Who cares

  22. jayrangdale Says:

    Is it just me or is …
    Is it just me or is this a straightforward rip off of Independent Worm Saloon era Butthole Surfers? Sounds like cross between Dust Devil and Some Dispute Over T-Shirt Sales!

  23. metz1122 Says:

    Bad song!
    Bad song!

  24. emoduzzintsuck668 Says:

    this was so …
    this was so confusing trying to figure out at first XD till i sat down and actually listeneddd to it like 10 billion timess

  25. glennwithers Says:

    im having this at …
    im having this at my funeral you betcha!

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